Two bidet companies just got into a pissing match on Twitter

It all started innocently enough. A comedian, Steve Zaragoza, took to Twitter to declare, “My dream is to be sponsored by a bidet company.”

Well, whose isn’t? More and more people are getting behind bidet usage, or more accurately , are letting bidets get behind them. Soon two rival bidet companies — Brondell and Bio Bidet — began competing for his attention.

In a nod to our political climate of late, the two began mimicking our Commander-in-Tweets, spouting out insults publicly.

When asked by Brondell what he had in mind, Zaragoza replied, “I’m looking for a bidet that’s associated with love, kindness and my bearded endorsement.”

Bio Bidet was quick to point out that Brondell was not exactly a bidet firm, but more focused on water and air filters. Oh snap.

Brondell brushed it off, tweeting:

Followers took the online pissing match in stride, doing what tweeters are wont to do, by responding with witty zingers of their own, like, “@stevezaragoza Things
could get messy. Make sure you cover your ass,” and “..No one wants, “uncomfortably aggressive”associated with bidets.”

But shots continued to be fired for almost 24 hours.

We suspect tony ToTo — the gold standard of washlette toilets — would have taken the high road instead of going downstream.

Regardless, at the end of the day we hope the two firms eventually
decided to wipe the slate (if not toilet) clean.

  • The Apple Pan

    I am not too familiar with either of these companies — I’m a Toto person — but I do know that if you don’t have a bidet, you don’t really have a luxury home. For people whom have tried them, they immediately become essential.