Team Trump is firing back at Melania’s cyber bullies

First lady Melania Trump has been getting quite the hazing from celebs and the American public alike. When comedienne Chelsea Handler recently took to Variety in a video interview and said, Melania “can barely speak English,” then followed up with the tweet, “Blink if you need help @MELANIATRUMP”, the President’s personal lawyer, Michael Cohen, fired back.

“Shame on Chelsea Handler for attacking our first lady in such a despicable manner,”He told Page Six,

Laying on some snark of his own, he added: “Don’t be fooled by her accent. Melania is bright and articulate. To be clear, our first lady speaks multiple languages, I believe five. How many languages do you speak, Chelsea?”

It seems like Team Trump isn’t going to take it anymore. They are rumored to be compiling a team to take arms against a sea of haters headed by Vogue staffer and Met Ball organizer Stephanie Winston Wolkoff — who also masterminded Trump’s inauguration events with Tom Barrack. As chief strategist Wolkoff will assist in interviewing and selecting candidates for Melania Trump’s chief of staff, communications chief and social secretary.

If it were up to us, we’d say “You’re hired!” to both Taylor Swift of “Shake it off” fame along and Britney Spears’ defender Chris Crocker. They’d make the perfect “haters gonna hate” task force.