Will the rise and fall of Anthony Scaramucci inspire high-budget smut?

Anthony Scaramucci
Anthony Scaramucci

Now that famed potty-mouth Anthony Scaramucci is dunzo in Washington, the fired Trump administration communications director should think about what is next for him career-wise.

Comedian Bill Maher facetiously suggested The Mooch team up with another controversial Anthony — Weiner, that is — and open a chain of pizzerias called “Disgraced Anthonys’ Pizza” — not to be confused with “Original Anthony’s Pizza”.  But porn director and producer Lee Roy Myers’ has another idea altogether. It turns out, pre-firing, Scaramucci’s outrageous personality was inspiring smut from the most lauded directors in skin flicks.

“That New Yorker interview, basically, it solidified it,” Myers told Forbes, referencing “the Mooch” unleashing an expletive-laden monologue about his fellow political cohorts.

Some of Myers’ more creative porn titles include, “Donald Tramp: The XXX Parody,” a 22-minute parody, which has been viewed nearly 700,000 times; “Game of Bones;” “The Big Lebowski;” and “Spongeknob Squarenuts.”

But sadly the premature ending of Scaramucci’s political career means that plans for a Mooch-inspired film may never come to fruition.

“You know, if he had lasted a little longer, I would say yes, but his time has already come and gone,” Myers says, sounding regretful. “Unfortunately, his being fired has made it very difficult for us to proceed down that road.”

Those hoping to see the Mooch perform the very acrobatic sex act he famously accused Bannon of enjoying may now never get their chance. Then again, in DC as in Hollywood, one can never tell what will happen next. Politics does make strange bedfellows, after all. [Forbes]