Socialite pissing off Hamptons neighbors by allowing horses to “dump” on beach

Well that stinks.

Socialite Lisa Maria Falcone has reportedly been upsetting her Hamptons neighbors by allowing her thoroughbred horses to, ahem, “dump” on Gibson Beach in Sagaponack.

A resident describes the situation as follows to Page Six. Falcone will “bring eight horses in a truck and ride them on the beach and in the water from 6 p.m. until after sunset with her friends, and then leave without picking up the horse dung.”

While Falcone and her friends may not be picking up the mess, they are enjoying themselves on the beach, and reportedly bring their own refreshment stand.

On the other hand, dog owners are required to pick up their pet’s waste on the beach, and now they find that they must also put their dogs on leashes so that they do not chase the horses.

Falcone, who is married to hedge funder Philip Falcone, did not return the Post’s request for comment. [NYP]