Glass bathtubs latest weird rich person fetish

Might look good like this, but just imagine your cellulite pressed against it in all its glory.
Might look good like this, but just imagine your cellulite pressed against it in all its glory.

What’s the point of working out like a supermodel at 45 Grand if you can’t admire your sculpted body at all times?

That is the only reason we can think of for why anyone in his or her right mind would plunk down $25,000 for a glass bathtub. According to the Wall Street Journal, this is the latest trend for rich people who are dangerously obsessed with themselves.“You sit in the tub and there’s nothing in your way,” one designer told the Journal. Because we all know the best bathroom is one that you can’t even see.

For real, though, flesh does NOT look good pressed against glass, as this supremely creepy film that played at the Brooklyn Museum’s “Killer Heels” exhibit last year demonstrates. It provides a close-up look at what a foot jammed into a glass slipper like Cinderella’s would really look like.

Let’s just say Prince Charming wouldn’t have been so keen to find her again if this was the only method he had.