This $3 million NJ mansion is the bomb


Following the trend of panic rooms being the well-heeled’s most sought after amenity, this seemingly par-for-the-course suburban mega-mansion is hiding a tasty little secret down below: A 130 foot-long bomb-proof underground tunnel. Perfect for those who love to duck and cover and/or stop, drop and roll.


According to 6sqft, in addition to the 130-foot-elephant below the rooms, this castle fit for a (paranoid) king also comes with ridiculous features such as “a Grecian-inspired pool, two-story pool house that connects to the main house via an above-ground ramp, 12-person Jacuzzi, DJ booth, full gym with cedar-lined sauna, soundproof movie theater, and 42-seat bar.”



What’s more, the listing notes that the 9882-square-foot, five-bedroom, 15-bath dream home that seems like the ideal locale for a Jersey Shore reunion bash is surprisingly intelligent. “Alton Estate is the ‘the smartest smart home’ and has fully functioning remote security and systems management” with “technology that would make Steve Jobs proud!”


  • ChewBaka Flocka

    Hideous beyond belief