Donald Trump’s home is exactly what you’d imagine

The People Magazine Trump spread

We were starting to feel like there was nothing else about Donald Trump we could possibly want to know.  And then People magazine got exclusive access to Trump’s lavish penthouse on the 66th floor in his tower above Fifth Avenue.

From the People Magazine Trump spread

Yup, it’s just as gaudy as we expected it to be and there’s also some quality quotes from Trump and his wife, Melania, who has barely spoken two words since the campaign began. “Even if you give him advice, he will maybe take it in, but then he will do it the way he wants to do it,” she says. Sounds about right.

Trump also fusses over his son, Barron’s hair, which was styled for the photo shoot. “They gave him the Trump comb-over! He doesn’t need it!”

Glitz, gold and thrones? Check, check and check.