The powerball is tonight and everyone in America is imagining — just for a second — what it would be like if they beat all of the odds and won.
We’ve got a few suggestions for you, and here are some other options from Twitter that may be even more ridiculous.
Oddly corporate options that no one will ever take:
— The HCK Group (@TheHCKGroup) January 13, 2016
— IsDecoration (@IsDecoration) January 13, 2016
#MyFirstBillion I'm gonna buy me a new pair of sneakers and a pizza.
— Gothic Zen (@Neokitty69) January 13, 2016
NYC real estate:
#MyFirstBillion I will buy a nyc apartment that can actually fit my bed & couch! Then use the remaining $4 to finally get a toaster.
— Jenn Valdez (@JennRoseValdez) January 13, 2016
Odd, but you do you:
#MyFirstBillion Buying a television commercial on Super Bowl Sunday to shout out the lying chick who told me her feet hurt.
— D-Money (@osougatdatshit) January 13, 2016
#MyFirstBillion will be spent solely on cocoa butter.
— #1 Ball Fondler (@AllKillrNoPhilr) January 13, 2016
— godwinkelly (@godwinkelly) January 13, 2016
— Sam P. Lark, Jr. (@SamPLarkJr) January 13, 2016
— Kieran O Neill (@kton11) January 13, 2016
#MyFirstBillion everyone gets a pound of Mary Jane lol
— jackie (@JodeleinePierre) January 13, 2016
— Kenneth Pietrobono (@KPietrobono) January 13, 2016
— Alan Wilson (@AlWilson725) January 13, 2016
Not sure this is smart:
I am buying Bitcoin with #MyFirstBillion
— KEFR (@SlowFoodVA) January 13, 2016
Our best friend:
— Paul Corrigan (@LaughNYC) January 13, 2016
And then there’s this guy: