The (doggy) bride wore a $139,000 platinum-and-diamond necklace


What do you buy the dogs who have everything?

A vacuum cleaner apparently. Two instagram celebrity pooches, Toast (who is the daughter of another Insta celeb, The Fat Jew) and Finn (the son of socialite Amanda Hearst) tied the knot in a star-studded bash for “The Real Housewives of New York.” And, no surprise, it was way more lavish than any such event should be.

Toast wore a “custom-made Marchesa gown and veil,” which she accessorized with a $139,000 platinum-and-diamond necklace from London Jewelers (yes, that is more money than most people spend on their entire weddings). Simon Doonan, who was listed as the dog’s godfather, walked her down the aisle and according to the New York Post, Georgina Bloomberg, Dorinda Medley and Carole Radziwill were also in attendance.

The real story, however, was the swag. The event was sponsored by Zola.Com, the wedding registry site. And from Instagram, it appears that Toast and Finn got some pretty sweet — if unnecessary — gifts, like a Dyson vacuum cleaner. Maybe they can use it to clean up all the drool.