Even if Leo fails (yet again) to win himself an Oscar, don’t cry too much for him. The Telegraph revealed what was inside the gift bag that the Oscar losers will get for their troubles and it’s filled to the brim with obscenely expensive crazy items as well as versions of things that everyone uses already. Case in point: luxury toilet paper. The stars, they’re just like us!
Take a look through and weep.
A 10-day, first-class trip to Israel ($55,000): It’s like Birthright but only for celebrities!
Lat & Lo jewelry ($150)
Caolion skin care ($134)
Greenhill Winery & Vineyards ($39)
A year’s worth of unlimited Audi car rentals from Silvercar ($45,000): Because you know Christian Bale is going to break at least the first couple of cars he rents.
Zekkle Edge ($125)
Sedona Lace makeup brushes ($109.95)
A 15-day walking tour of Japan ($45,000): We hope this means they have to walk the entire time!
A Rouge Maple selection box including Maple Syrup, salad dressing, mustard ($99)
El Silencio mezcal ($75)
Three private training sessions with “celebrity wellness expert” and star of ABC’s My Diet Is Better Than Yours, Jay Cardiello ($1,400): Since most celebs are famously out-of-shape.
Sundial Power Coating ($500)
Belldini clothing ($300+)
Ultherapy at 740 Park MD ($5,530): A laser skin tightening procedure. At least celebs are being honest about getting work done!
Unspecified gift from the Golden Door Spa, California ($4,800)
Delovery personalised gift baskets ($2,000)
A lifetime supply of skin creams from Lizora ($31,200): How could anyone spend that much on their skin cream!? How?
Gleener on the Go portable lint brush ($11.99)
Mission1 Clean Protein Bar ($5.64/box)
A Fit Club TV “Ultimate Fitness Package” in a private villa ($6,250): Celebrities need to exercise just like us!
Farm Wife Style handmade jewelry ($25)
Dandi antiperspirant patch ($21)
A Haze Dual V3 Vaporizer ( $249.99): Wow they really don’t think Leo can win!
Signature Vodka ($70)
Phantom Glass screen protector ($49.95-$59.95)
Memobottle plastic water bottles ($47)
A “Vampire Breast Lift” ($1,900): Apparently, this is a procedure that “uses a woman’s own blood to improve appearance” and will “revive rounder cleavage without implants.”
Personalised M&Ms ($300)
Products from the Healing Saint by Dr Jane 360 range ($193)
Purely Inspired Organic Protein ($19.97)
Joseph’s Toiletries “The Welcomer”, including six packs of the “new generation of toilet paper”($275): Because you don’t expect celebs to wipe their tushies with anything but the best?
Personal fitness sessions with celebrity trainer Alexi Seletzky ($900)
Hydroxycut weight-loss Gummies ($19.98)
Nuelle Fiera Arouser For Her ($250): This is exactly what you think it is.
Halo Purely for Pets donation of pet food to an animal shelter ($6,300): This one is actually kind of self-less.
Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Excelsior Vittoria, Sorrento ($5,000)
Unspecified gift from the Grand Hotel Tremezzo, Lake Como ($5,000)
A Steamist Total At Home Spa ($5,060): It’s stressful being a celeb, they need to relax!
Chocolatines treats ($35)