This pirate-themed house in California is perfect for all Jack Sparrow wannabes

Have you ever dreamed of sailing the seven seas? Hunting for treasure and booty? Having a hook for a hand and peg for a leg? Having a parrot for a best friend?

Then this is definitely the house for you.

The 8,500-square-foot mansion at 2225 Arlington Avenue, Riverside, Calif., has five bedrooms, five bathrooms and is priced at $1,888,888. The listing describes the property as a “Spanish-Style Hacienda estate,” however Pirate-Style would be far more apt.

The current owner has been, “perfecting, improving, and modernizing this masterpiece,” for the last 20 years. There is dark wood paneling galore, exposed beams, pirates’ chests, stain-glassed windows and lots of velvet.

The house has an impressive bar and game room, a 16-seat theater, a 1,000-square-foot wine cave(!) and tasting room, which holds over 2,500 bottles.

The pool has four waterfalls, a slide, a stream and private grottos. And – of course – there is an observatory with telescope.