Let the commoners order their prepared foodstuff from Fresh Direct and the like. In an effort to get into the meal-kit game, but with a luxe (and by luxe we mean très costly) touch, GQ reports Neiman Marcus is now offering some high-cost tasty treats.
The department store is serving up what every king of the castle needs — a crown. More specifically, a 12-pound fully cooked pork crown roast delivered frozen straight to one’s door for a whopping $410 plus $32 shipping.
Just thaw it for three to four days (*yawn), then stick that sucker in a 300-degree oven and feast on it along with three pounds of pecan dressing. A dinner surely fit for royalty!
If Mexican food is more your thing, why frequent a common food truck when you can now order 72 tamales — “handmade from a traditional recipe of fresh stone-ground corn, top-quality meats, lard, spices, and natural flavorings”– from neimanmarcus.com for $92, plus shipping. Likewise, a dozen enchiladas can arrive at your door for $72 and an uncooked Beef Wellington runs $100.00 plus shipping. [GQ]