Broker poo-poos Rob Kardashian’s real estate dreams

Rob and Chyna 👶🏽 E!

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Oh the Kardashians! They love real estate. The penthouses, the beach getaways, the Hollywood mansions, the Southampton estates… Not so fast.

Rob Kardashian — brother to Kim and Kourtney, bae to Blac Chyna – doesn’t have a lot going on, on Instagram. He’s only been posting again for the past two days since deleting all his posts. But about two hours ago, he used his account to announce that he has some swanky new digs.

Just closed the deal on my new house and can’t wait to move out of CALI ‼️ AMERICA!!!!!🙋🏿

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“Just closed the deal on my new house and can’t wait to move out of CALI ‼ AMERICA!!!!!” he posted with a picture of a Southampton estate. There is just one problem: he definitely didn’t.

408 First Neck Lane.
408 First Neck Lane via Corcoran

The estate in question is known as Normandy House, a $65 million estate at 408 First Neck Lane.

“Drive through the impressive gates and the allée of trees to this magnificent country home sited on 8.323 acres with 400 feet of waterfrontage, which includes a single and separate buildable lot of 2.775 acres,” the listing states. “Now available for the first time for your enjoyment after the completion of a 15 month rejuvenation and renovation.”

It’s being offered by Corcoran broker Tim Davis, and Davis says he’s never in his life met Rob Kardashian.

“Mr. Davis confirms the property is still very much for sale and is not under contract with anyone as you can see on the Corcoran website here,” the brokerage told LLNYC in a statement.

What’s going on here? The Instagram post already has almost 70,000 comments, many of them congratulating him on his purchase.

So many question here. Is Rob Kardashian seriously faking the whole thing? Did he somehow mix up whatever he did buy with a $65 million mansion? Did a real estate fanatic hack his account? Is this a subplot for a new episode of “Keeping Up with the Kardashians?” Let’s wait and see.