Rosie O’Donnell penned a moving poem about her meeting with Ivanka Trump

Rosie O’Donnell (credit: David Shankbone via Wikipedia) and Ivanka Trump (credit: Seeds of Peace)

Last week, in a meeting heard round the Twittersphere, Rosie O’Donnell met Ivanka Trump, the spawn of her nemesis.

Behold the following proof:

She then went on to specify where and when this meeting took place:

These tweets provided a teasing glimpse into the meeting, but they were not enough to satisfy the creative urges of Rosie O’Donnell. Hence, last night at approximately 11:30 pm, she published a poem about the encounter on her website It is titled “8 million to one.”

Here is an excerpt.

“that is the most beautiful woman i have ever seen”
i say aloud to dana
she turns to look – turns back at me
“that’s ivanka”

can’t be i said
no it can’t be
it is –
she reassures me

The drama.

i walked the 5 steps toward her table
introduced myself
she smiled genuinely
her husband was warm and gracious

i told her of my children
some truths about myself
my pain and shame
she was absurdly kind

“i just wanted u to know”
i said in a shaky quiet voice
i then made my way down the large wooden stairway
into my waiting car

We wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump reads this aloud at the next debate as evidence of his great negotiating skills.